What can be accomplished with a few dollars & a lot of talent”

    - Russell Simmons
  • “FUNNY

    Production that is alternately tragic & profane"

    - Natalie Windsor

"Hey gang! It's the #1 movie to see
before you pack your bags for Hollywood!"

To Die or Not to Die for a Green Card! The eternal comedy that is the immigration system, brought to life! The movie that ridicules the phony L.A. scene and the bitches that celebrate it! Come feel the rage! It's a real-life story - an immigration fairy-tale! When Helena needs to get her passport to take on a lucrative modeling job in Paris, she goes to her shady mobster pals to help her get her green card! But will the Feds catch on? Will her lone friend, the renegade pizza-guy-rock star Auto, be able to save the day? Or will he lose his mind having to deal with the bullshit L.A. lifestyle? Come on out and see what it means to be an L.A. Superhero!